ruby slippers

canadian: what color did you choose for your nails?
american: have you seen “the wizard of oz”?
canadian: of course i’ve seen “the wizard of oz” what kid hasn’t?
american: well, that’s what i thought about “gone with the wind” and you haven’t seen that.
canadian: that’s not a kid movie.
american: and “the wizard of oz” was? c’mon…too scary
canadian: what does this have to do with getting your nails done?
american: oh…they’re the same color as dorothy’s ruby slippers – red with the glitter!